Hearts and roses and kisses galore.
What the hell is all that shit for??
People get mushy and start acting queer.
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
The day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up you're ass.
I'll spend the day so DRUNK I can't speak,
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a crock of shit.
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bits my ass, Fuck Valentine's day!!