Also quotes from my roommate:
"Isn't Washington DC the most politically correct city in the world? Yet they have the most politically incorrect name for the football team."
"Dan Schneider...a rich Jewish man....married to a shitza." or something like that...I can't remember...I guess it was funny at the time but then again almost anything is funny at midnight when I should be sleeping.
Feel enlightened? That's what you get when its about to strike midnight here folks.