You are "Papa Doc" Duvalier. Yeah, standard dictatorship fare here. Ascending to power in a military coup, you took as your wife the lovely Eva Peron, who went around the world capturing peoples' imaginations and buying plenty of shoes. Argentina's economy suffered under your militaristic rule, but still, you were loved by all the people because you looked like Antonio Banderas and your wife had Madonna's voice. Your entire regime collapsed because of overspending, mostly on Evita's wardrobe.
What dictator areyou?!?!</a>
Scary part is Dubya was #3...hell no!